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Monday, January 23, 2012
ISTERI & WIFE
Wahai wanita .. Yang telah berkahwin ..
Apabila ISTERI itu mgeluarkn peluh ketika mmsak utk suami & anaknya,
ALLAH akan mbina parit d antara dirinya dgn api nereka bgi mghlang bara api nereka itu & jarak d antara parit bsma dirinya adalh sejauh langit & bumi!!
Sorg ISTERI yg mngis ketika mmtong bawang, akan d catatkn oleh ALLAH kpdanya seperti mngis takutkn ALLAH....
Sorg ISTERI yg memintal benang utk mbuat kain , utk suami dan anaknya ,
ALLAH akan mcatatkn perbuatannya sbyk jumlah benang yg d tenunnya & ALLAH akan mghapuskn 100 perbuatan jahatnya!!
Sorg ISTERI mtenun kain & mbuatkn pkaian utk suami & anaknya,
ALLAH akan mnempah khas tata d ahkiratnya..
Sorg isteri yg myisir, myikat dan mguncikn pkaian & mbersihkn anaknya maka ALLAH akan mblas perbuatan kebajiknya itu dgn PAHALA mgikut jumlah rmbut anaknya & mjdikn dia berseri - seri d ahkirat ..
Cari la rezeki dgn mnikah krna perkhawian akan mberikn kmurahan rezeki ;)
Funny Story
A Chinese Guy Calls 911
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree!... ..
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